'bryan, i think i'm going to cut jack's hair before he gets in the bath, put him in his high chair and i'll get the clippers!'
'i think we should cut it on a size 6, we left it too long last time.'
'bryan, 6 is way to short, i'm starting with an 8 and then we will see.'
i grab the 'size 8 guard' and put it on the clippers. i begin to cut jack's hair... as i see the 2 1/2 inch pieces of hair fall off the top of his head i say,
'see bryan, look at how much hair this took off... 6 would be too much...'
a look of confusion comes across my face as i say,
'right? this is an 8...'
and i look at the guard again...
'oops, size 4... oh well, it's just hair.'
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